Haiku: Somehow Deleted

My photos are gone
Only thumbnails left behind
Tiny memories

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Sarah Palin

Devil came to visit
He wasn't ugly, he smiled
Meet Sarah Palin

© Kevin B.

Haiku: The Depths of Greed

Diving down deeper
Lowest denominator
Drowning for money

© Kevin B.

Haiku: First Wind

Paper in a hurry
Small branches whisking the air
The wind is hungry

© Kevin B.

Haiku: The Agony of Work

No energy left
How can I survive working?
Try shuffling papers

© Kevin B.

Haiku: The Website Is Down

The website is down
Sales guy making my life hell
Now email is down

Visit TheWebsiteIsDown.com for the full story.

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Hide the Thongs

So indecorous
Towering above the pants
Make the thongs shorter!

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Summer City Walk

A little sweaty
Waiting for lights is the worst
Iced tea at the end

© Kevin B.

Haiku: The Love of Poetry

I can read your hearts
Poetry is annoying
Except for haiku

© Kevin B.

Haiku: What's the Point

It's just logical
Why buy an expensive car?
Go buy a cheap one!

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Screwed

Phillips or standard
Got you over a barrel
Either way you're screwed

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Charity Donation

Clean but not perfect
I give this to clean my house
But also to help

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Sudoku

Squares are too empty
Where can I put the sevens?
Guess I'll start on rows

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Who was it?

Straight nose and round ears
Sipping drinks on the boardwalk
A face with no name

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Phrases Gone

Haiku in my head
Beautiful glimpses of life
Now all forgotten

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Bored

Not wanting to move
Time has no punctuation
What can I do now?

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Halfway to Anger

Charge in my muscles
The flies buzzing in my ears
My irritation

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Blinking Firefly

Cup it in my hands
A tiny light of summer
Borrowed from the dusk

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Firefly

Beat down, given up
Don’t want it to be like this
Firefly with no light

© Kevin B.

Haiku: New Co-Workers

Alone at my desk
I don't know if I trust them
They don't know me yet

© Kevin B.

Haiku: New Job

I'm ready to work
Give me something, not too hard
Got to prove myself

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Night and Day

Strange dreams all night long
I woke up thinking of death
And the working day

© Kevin B.

Haiku: My Plan

The vain will ask me
Hey buddy, what is your plan?
Look at my feces

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Highway Ethics

To catch me speeding
You're driving in my blind spot
Which is more unsafe?

© Kevin B.

Haiku: P.M. Commute

Trees dusk windows light
Sky a deep cobalt milkshake
Watching red lights blink

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Why Is It So Difficult?

When you learn lessons
Some mistakes are worth making
Hurting is learning

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Forest from Afar

Dark pointy stubble
So many trees on the hills
Hiding a nice walk

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Hotels Are Lonely Places

Lavish full hotel
Eight conf'rence rooms of parties
Alone in my room

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Wish I Could Enjoy It

Sober not single
Didn't go to the party
A morose regret

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Ode to Elliott

Your death years ago
Now I find you Elliott
Always a day late

Haiku: Dirty Socks

Dirty socks and hair
Some days I don't give a shit
And why should you care?

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Free Creation

With nothing to lose
I don't fear criticism
I'm free to create

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Feel the Rhythm

Don't play with your hands
Use your guts to play the drums
Or your groove will fail

© Kevin B.

Haiku: A Good Song

I feel successful
So cool strutting down the street
When I sing on key

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Angry Silence

I must hide myself
Anger flows like dark syrup
I must bite my tongue

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Smoking Is Friendship

Fire grants membership
Holding torches of friendship
United by smoke

© Kevin B.

Haiku: I Want Her To

No desire to look
I want her to be a ghost
But beauty haunts me

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Captive of Desire

What would she be like
Imagined bliss to hold her
Please release my mind

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Purpose and Desire

Without selfishness
How can I be in control
Leaf on the river

© Kevin B.

Read about existentialism at Wikipedia.

Haiku: Drops

The tiny lenses
They appear and disappear
Rain on my window

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Cleaning Out My Room

Gath'ring belongings
Some with poignant memories
All to give away

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Life With Kids

Crackers on the floor
There's toothpaste on the mirror
In my children's home

© Kevin B.