Haiku: The Website Is Down

The website is down
Sales guy making my life hell
Now email is down

Visit TheWebsiteIsDown.com for the full story.

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Hide the Thongs

So indecorous
Towering above the pants
Make the thongs shorter!

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Summer City Walk

A little sweaty
Waiting for lights is the worst
Iced tea at the end

© Kevin B.

Haiku: The Love of Poetry

I can read your hearts
Poetry is annoying
Except for haiku

© Kevin B.

Haiku: What's the Point

It's just logical
Why buy an expensive car?
Go buy a cheap one!

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Screwed

Phillips or standard
Got you over a barrel
Either way you're screwed

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Charity Donation

Clean but not perfect
I give this to clean my house
But also to help

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Sudoku

Squares are too empty
Where can I put the sevens?
Guess I'll start on rows

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Who was it?

Straight nose and round ears
Sipping drinks on the boardwalk
A face with no name

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Phrases Gone

Haiku in my head
Beautiful glimpses of life
Now all forgotten

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Bored

Not wanting to move
Time has no punctuation
What can I do now?

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Halfway to Anger

Charge in my muscles
The flies buzzing in my ears
My irritation

© Kevin B.

Haiku: Blinking Firefly

Cup it in my hands
A tiny light of summer
Borrowed from the dusk

© Kevin B.